As a former S80 owner, please allow me to translate:
2005 Volvo S60 Turbo R
Clean Title in hand
Inline 5 with 174k miles
6 speed manual transmission
Brand new clutch just put in
Motor runs quite and strong
Transmission shifts smooth
Everything Works
Leather heated seats
Cold air hot heat
Won't need inspection until 2017
Good matching tires
Lots of power she's a Monster
Clean Title in hand - I didn't steal it, I am responsible for the worst car choice of a lifetime. I am probably losing a lot of money by selling it this cheap, but not when calculating how much extra I will have to spend to keep this roadworthy for the next 3 months.
Inline 5 with 174k miles - The motors are not usually the problem
6 speed manual transmission - This could need a clutch
Brand new clutch just put in - This doesn't need a clutch, and since it is a Volvo, it probably cost $1,000 more to replace this one than any other clutch in the history of clutches
Motor runs quite and strong - So strong it will break it's own motor mount.
Transmission shifts smooth - I mean, I did spend ridiculous money to replace the clutch
Everything Works - today
Leather heated seats - the leather is the shittiest quality leather on the planet, it you look at it wrong it rips/cracks/shreds to nothing.
Cold air hot heat - Cold air when you want hot heat?
Won't need inspection until 2017 - so don't worry, all kinds of shit will break between now and then, but you don't have to fix it because this is only $3,500 and that isn't bad to drive this for almost 2 years.
Good matching tires - I guess when you have nothing else good to say...
Lots of power she's a Monster - She's a monster. One that steals $1,000 every month when it needs something fixed. Or could mean: She's a monster that spews gas and power steering fluid out of multiple places. (Ask me how I know)